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Month: June 2019

Brief Encounters: an open letter to lawyers

“When all you have is a legal education, everything looks like a contract”

Me

Dear lawyers

The rule of law and principles of justice are the foundation of civilised society. Thank you for doing your part to prevent us from sinking into Hobbesian savagery. Getting a legal education and licence to practice is clearly a long, arduous and expensive process. Well done you, for coming out the other end with a job.

Having said that; PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE GDPR UNLESS YOU HAVE REALLY STUDIED PRIVACY.

Tools

“I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.”

Abraham Maslow

An open letter to the information security profession

Dear infosec people,

You do a tough job in a complex, high-stress and fast-paced environment. I admire the cleverness of your technical capabilities and respect the challenges you face.

Having said that; PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE GDPR UNLESS YOU HAVE REALLY STUDIED DATA PROTECTION.

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